Purim Shpiel: The following is a satirical article from The Jerusalem Post’s annual parodic Purim page, The Jerusalem Roast. Enjoy!
“There is a Chabad house in Antarctica,” he said, noting that the organization has operated in stranger places than deep space. “Did anyone ask questions then?”
The service, officially called Cosmic Connections, has facilitated 14 successful interspecies matches and is currently managing 200 active files.
Do you have a mother, and if so, what does she think of the match? What is your relationship with time: linear, cyclical, or negotiable? Do you own property, and does it travel faster than light?
‘We need to speak to the mother’
“The mother question is non-negotiable,” said Neb-Ula. “It doesn’t matter if you’re from Crown Heights or the Crab Nebula. We need to speak to the mother.”
Click here to read the rest of this satirical article and Chag Purim Sameach!
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